Let’s knock out the trivial first. My birthday is on the 9th of April. Now that you know when my birthday is, please feel free to bring me birthday presents. Notice how I used the plural, presents? More than one gift would be greatly appreciated. Appropriate gifts include gold coins, bars of silver, and large tracts of land (preferably beachfront property but I’m not fussy about it.) Or you could just buy me a drink?
I know that it’s traditional to painstakingly delve into all the details that would help you understand me better but I wouldn't want to brag. So, to keep it short and give you the best perspective for you to perceive me, I quote my high school girlfriend, “Dhanush is an enigma!” Hey, she said it. I didn’t. But you can’t contest the truth, can you?